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MichaelBerry

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.... [Thursday 15 February 2007|01:25AM]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | supertramp ]

Happy Valentines Day!

That is all.

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my one way ticket [Thursday 29 June 2006|08:38PM]
[ mood | chipper ]

alright kiddos.
friday july 21 is my going away party
more than likely a bon fire
its more or less a way for me to say goodbye to everyone.
i will miss you all very very much.
my new phone number is 714 504 9159
bring marshmallows and metal pokey things of sufficient length to cook them on.
so yeah gimme a ring if you wanna hang before i go. huggles everyone.

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[Thursday 01 December 2005|03:32PM]
does anyone know of an actual place in orange county that sells vinyl records.
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Chicago [Thursday 20 October 2005|10:20AM]
[ mood | meh ]

i got back from wisconsin/illinois/indiana on tuesday and it was one of the most amazing trips ever. i went to the USC Notre Dame game dressed in my cardinal and gold surrounded by notre dame fans. it was the greatest thing ever and i dont even like sports, but i like college football now. i also love going and watching my nephew play football he is 14 anywho illinois is the homeliest state, wisconsin is the fatest state, and indiana is the most impractical. i think those should be on the back of their state quarters. i loved seeing my new nephew and seeing my niece and brother and sister it was the bees. and for the first time when i got home from being around all these people i was sad not to have someone i love with me. i kinda jump around in my entries but its because i think much faster than i type. so much to describe but i'd just rather not.

For Me

[Friday 07 October 2005|04:47PM]
i will be having a birthday party thanksgiving weekend obviously for me. its in my new place and more formal invitations will be going out in like a week. but assume if your on my buddy list your invited it will be potluck, i decided i did not want to cook a bunch of food on my birthday. the usual refreshments will be there. and the best gift i can get is your pressence.
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[Thursday 29 September 2005|10:12AM]
[ mood | lemon ]
[ music | phones ringin off Da hook ]

i went over to my parents the other night to go to my aunts. when i got back and into my own car though there was this two inch long leafy bug sitting on my side mirror. so i thought it was cute lookin and i started to drive off assuming it would fly away. the thing hung on the whole ride back to my place. it was the funniest/cutest thing ever, his little antennae flying back in the wind. i think he just needed a little ride through the warm summer night air.

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Meow [Friday 02 September 2005|01:50PM]
[ mood | bouncy ]

i moved into my own two bedroom place yesterday and i love it so much already. im picking up my fridge on saturday and im skipping work on monday to hit up all the labor day sales on furniture.

For Me

September 1st [Wednesday 03 August 2005|11:05AM]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | hard drive working ]

im movin out. finally. but to be honest im glad i waited till i was in my career and can now live in a nice place with ease rather than live in a crap hole just to get away from my parents. i have a new car which i bought a month ago. i love having automatic. i have extreme block right now in trying to express my feelings cause im soo excited. i went down to my new apartment today to finalize everything, and i had this extreme moment of silent screaming of joy in my head when he shook my hand and said "its your place". ahhhhhh two bedrooms and two bathrooms a fireplace and a garden patio all to myself. i love it im so excited. now i just need to furnish the place which shouldnt be a problem i tend to have good taste. i have nothing else to say other than im happy im in a career i teach on saturdays i have a new car a new place, practically a new life. and of course anyone is welcome to stay over whenever they want.

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koo kooo kajooo [Thursday 30 June 2005|04:30PM]
[ mood | workin hard ]
[ music | beatles - i am the walrus ]

You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeat

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Romantic Kisser

81%

Yippy Ki Yay!

69%

Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for

44%

How good do you kiss?
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For Me

the end? [Friday 17 June 2005|10:09AM]
[ mood | discombobulated ]
[ music | the copier ]

well i broke up with my girlfriend . i had a big long page after this that i felt could be left out after reading it. long story short, we didnt get along and now i feel bad.

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[Friday 22 April 2005|10:14AM]
[ mood | sick ]

no one on my friends list has updated in like 3 days which amazes me so i thought i would. im sick as a dog and went into work late. and here i sit feeling like im coming down off heroin. and i've never blown my nose so much in my life. i was supposed to go to a dogs die in hot cars concert with my lady friend tonight but i really dont feel good. i am shame faced.

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[Tuesday 19 April 2005|02:29PM]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | fax machine beeping ]

1. Nervous Habits? zoning out
2. Are you double jointed? i dont think so
3. Can you roll your tongue? yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? yes
5. Can you blow spit bubble? yes. its disgusting
6. Can you cross your eyes? yes, or just one at a time
7. Tattoos? on my butt
8. Piercings and where? my butt, through the tattoo.
9. Do you make your bed daily? like every other day


-- CLOTHES --

10. Which shoe goes on first? whichever i have
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? my last crime spree was sunday night at the bowling land
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet? i pay with card mostly
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? butt ring
14. Favorite piece of clothing? dojo garb

-- FOOD --

15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? i hate spaghetti.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? i dont think so
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? not one for sweets
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? cookie crisp, special k and honey bunches of oats
19. What's your favorite beverage? monkeys
20. What's your favorite restaurant? maharaja palace
21. Do you cook? yes

-- GROOMING --
22. How often do you brush your teeth? twice daily if not more
23. Hair drying method? with my hair it takes like 20 minutes
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? no

-- MANNERS --

25. Do you swear? no
26. Do you ever spit? disgusting

-- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE --

27. Animal? kitty
28. Food? indian
29. Month? november december
30. Day? faterday
31. Favorite Cartoon Character? ?
32. Shoe Brand? vans. all i've ever had
33. Subject in school? physics, poopology
34. Color? blue and green and so many others
35. Sport? pooping
36. TV show? simpsons

-- LA LA LAND --

48. What's your sleeping position? on my right side, with my left leg bent and my left foot on my right thigh.
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? a sheet
50. Do you snore? no
51. Do you sleepwalk? yes
52. Do you talk in your sleep? the usual satanic backwards talk
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
54. How about with the light on? cant sleep with any light. i keep a large umbrella over my bed while i sleep.
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? cant have any noise either

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[Friday 18 March 2005|10:08AM]
You scored as Islam. Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already.

Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

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Islam

50%

Buddhism

46%

Christianity

38%

Satanism

29%

Judaism

25%

Hinduism

25%

Paganism

21%

agnosticism

4%

atheism

0%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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very funny
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[Friday 07 January 2005|02:42PM]
[ mood | gassy ]
[ music | mazzy star - fade into you ]

we had an earthquake a night or two ago and i woke up for the first time ever and it rocked me back to sleep

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bet you thought i was dead, i was. [Thursday 18 November 2004|02:13PM]
[ mood | accomplished ]

well ive done a ton over the past however long its been since i last updated. rocky horror show several times, i went to the monster mashed rave on halloween. and lotsa other crap and now im 21 which means. . .i can buy hand guns. its odd looking at menus and other previously unattainable beverines and thinking wow i could actually buy that now if i was so inclined. which im really not or at least never had an interest till i noticed i could buy the crap but i still dont want it. you know its funny when you know you've changed. i dont loathe the idea of getting married and having kids now and just lots of other things my political views have become more radical, and i dont know for whatever reason i cant put my finger on i notice i just think different. and this is before my bday happened which was yesterday by the way. i started feeling different like a month ago. and i've been going shooting a lot lately, but now i can go by myself. yay. an di bought myself a birthday present. so im happy.things are well.

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[Tuesday 17 August 2004|02:50PM]
my very best friend died thursday.

i suppose theres nothing more.
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I myspace anymore [Tuesday 03 August 2004|08:45AM]
well i dont but im at work constantly and ive been so busy lately. and forever i suppose oh well i suppose im updating for the sake of updating. which meh i have nothing to say at all really so goodbye oh wait if you need me im not really on aim anymore im trying to do stuff more constructive with my time and i have no internet at home so if you need me call my cell at 3362326.
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online acronyms, enjoy. [Tuesday 08 June 2004|01:10AM]
[ mood | calm ]

@ AT
A/S/L AGE, SEX, LOCATION?
AAMOF AS A MATTER OF FACT
AA ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
AAA TRAVEL CLUB
ADN ANY DAY NOW
AFAIK AS FAR AS I KNOW
AFK AWAY FROM KEYBOARD
AKA ALSO KNOWN AS
B4N BYE FOR NOW
BAK BACK AT KEYBOARD
BBFN BYE BYE FOR NOW
BBS BULLETIN BOARD SERVICE
BF BOYFRIEND
BRB BE RIGHT BACK
BTA BUT THEN AGAIN
BTW BY THE WAY
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BEER
CIS COMPUSERVE INFORMATION SERVICE
CMIIW CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG
CU SEE YOU
CUL SEE YOU LATER
CUL8R SEE YOU LATER
DIKU? DO I KNOW YOU?
DTRT DO THE RIGHT THING
E- ELECTRONIC
EOT END OF THREAD
EDT EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME
EST EASTERN STANDARD TIME
F FEMALE
F2F FACE-TO-FACE
FAQ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
FCOL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
FITB FILL IN THE BLANK
FUD FEAR, UNCERTAINTY AND DOUBT
FWIW FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
FYA FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
FYI FOR YOUR INFORMATION
GAL GET A LIFE
GF GIRLFRIEND
GIWIST GEE, I WISH I'D SAID THAT
GOK GOD ONLY KNOWS
GTG GOT TO GO
HHOK HA! HA! ONLY KIDDING
HHOS HA! HA! ONLY SERIOUS
HOYEW HANGING ON YOUR EVERY WORD
IAC IN ANY CASE
IANAL I AM NOT A LAWYER
IC I SEE
IKWUM I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
IMCO IN MY CONSIDERED OPINION
IME IN MY EXPERIENCE
IMHO IN MY HUMBLE OPINION
INPO IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
IOW IN OTHER WORDS
IRC INTERNET RELAY CHAT
IRL IN REAL LIFE
IWBNI IT WOULD BE NICE IF
JIC JUST IN CASE
KWIM KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
L8R LATER
LMAO LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
LMGDAO LAUGHING MY G-D DAMN ASS OFF
LOL LAUGHING OUT LOUD
LTNS LONG TIME NO SEE
M MALE
MYOB MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
N/M NEVERMIND
OIC OH, I SEE!
OMG OH MY GOD!
OTF ON THE FLOOR (LAUGHING)
OTOH ON THE OTHER HAND
PAW PARENTS ARE WATCHING
PMFBI PARDON ME FOR BUTTING IN
PMFJI PARDON ME FOR JUMPING IN
PNCAH PLEASE NO CUSSING ALLOWED HERE
POV POINT OF VIEW
PTMM PLEASE, TELL ME MORE
RE REGARDING
ROFL ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING
ROTFL ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
RSN REAL SOON NOW
SO SIGNIFICANT OTHER
TAFN THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
TIA THANKS IN ADVANCE
TNTL TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
TNX THANKS
TTBOMK TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE
TTFN TA-TA FOR NOW
TTKSF TRYING TO KEEP STRAIGHT FACE
TTYL TALK TO YOU LATER
TTYL8R TALK TO YOU LATER
TYVM THANK YOU VERY MUCH
URL UNIVERSAL RESOURSE LOCATOR (WEB SITE ADDRESS)
WB WELCOME BACK
WTF? WHAT THE F?
WRT WITH RESPECT TO
WTGP? WANT TO GO PRIVATE?
WYSIWYG WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET
WYGIWYPF WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU PAY FOR
YIU YES, I UNDERSTAND
YIWGP YES, I WILL GO PRIVATE
YMMV YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY

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lollapalooza [Thursday 03 June 2004|10:46PM]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | YEEEEEEEHAAAAA ]

OK WHOS COMIN WITH ME MAN
I WENT TO COACHELLA WITHOUT MY VERY FAVORITE PEOPLE AND I FEEL THEY NEED TO COME WITH ME TO THIS I CAN BUY TICKETS FOR EVERYONE JUST GET ME MONEY ITS FOR THE TWO DAY PASS ITS 75 BUCKS AND ITS JULY 20TH AND 21ST A TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY PLEASE COME ALL IT WILL BE GREAT FUN. MANY GREAT BANDS MODEST MOUSE FLAMING LIPS JUST TO NAME A FEW. COME COME COME. BUT TELL ME WITHIN 10 DAYS CAUSE WE NEED TO GET TICKETS NOW.

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an interesting conversation i had [Monday 24 May 2004|01:59AM]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | the faint agenda suicide ]

eter: tell me a great story
king2: up yours, is this how you say hello
king2: ok fine...
eter: fuck yo..o.u.. i mean yaaay your the best
king2: right so....::no interruptions please::
eter: what
king2: you cant say what to what is typed and not said
eter: what!
king2: good lord do you wanna story or not?
king2: im leaving.
eter: no no i sorry tell i be quite.
king2: ok
king2: once a woman was walking through the forest picking up wood.
king2: and she came upon a snake frozen in the snow.
king2: and she took the snake home and nursed it back to health.
king2: then one day the snake bit her on the cheek.
king2: and as she lay there dying she asked,
king2: "snake why have you done this to me?"
and the snake replied,
king2: "bitch, you knew i was a snake."
king2: the end.
eter: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA i mean how sad
king2: of course.
eter: your such a big dork.
king2: as in dork do you mean whales penis. and if so if i were a big dork would i not be like a black whales penis?
eter: OKAY!
king2:what!
eter: what!

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